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Jokes

Aamir: Smiling…
Teacher: Aap muskura kyon rahe ho?
Aamir: Bahut dino se FB page ka admin banne ki ichcha thi aaj ban gaya hun, bahut maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Jyada maze lene ki zarurat nahi hai. Ok tell me what is a post?
Aamir: Anything that is posted on facebook is a post sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Aamir: Sir, jo bhi facebook pe log daalte hain wo post hai sir… ghumne gaye, uski photo daal diya!!! Post hai sir. Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hain!!! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!!! Sab post hai sir!!! Ek second mein comment, ek second mein like!!! Comment-Like, Comment-like….
Teacher: Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge??? Comment-like, comment-like. Chatur tum batao?
Chatur: Pictures, texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on facebook is called a post.
Teacher: Excellent!
Aamir: Per sir, maine bhi toh ye hi kaha lekin seedhe shabdon mein.
Teacher: Seedhe shabdon me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano.
Aamir: Par sir dusre admin bhi toh…
Teacher: Get out!
Aamir: Kya Sir ?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdon mein kahun toh bahar jayiye.
Aamir goes out and comes back.
Teacher: Kya hua?
Aamir: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Aamir: An utility button given to us to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho???
Aamir: Logout sir!!! Logout karna bhool gaya tha.
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?
Aamir: Sir, thodi der pehle try kiya tha but aapko pasand nahi aaya !!!

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